MONSTER.

The seven foot monster will be fighting tiny David Hayes. He's big, he's ugly and apparently smells like a damp dog. If his size and his scary face does not help him win his B.O will. November7 Nuremburg.

with god as my witness, a living breathing latter-day neanderthal

I'm sure no one calls him that to his face.

i'm not saying mr monster has a sloping forehead or anything, but it would do nicely as a pitched roof.


(btw david hayes isn't exactly 'tiny' at 6foot tall, but yes, he is small compared to valuev)

haye - no s

Joshua wrote:

haye - no s

hey hey, calm down .... we northerners add an s to everything!! and there are more hayes than haye in the phonebook.

Hostilities have not yet thawed Alison. Do not let your guard down.

whatever...


BTW i hear that balboa guy is very good...

Smells nicer too.

if valuev really does have suffocating BO, his opponents should start off with a few points handicap.......

Bye A.

bye pet xxxxxx

well today is their big day in nuremburg!! i will be hiding behind the sofa cos that 7foot 2inch monster is gonna kill poor DH in front of our eyes.


i was reading through birthdays & events in the paper: today just happens to be the anniversary of brit boxer henry cooper winning the lonsdale belt outright 3 times - in 1967. no one else ever achieved this. way before my time i hasten to add.

Just bury your head in my lap whenever you get scared.

Rockmaninov wrote:Just bury your head in my lap whenever you get scared.

your customary kindness and consideration truly humbles me.

Don't mention.

well you were wrong. david haye is still alive and kicking!

in fact he's also the new WBA world heavyweight champion despite sustaining a busted hand in the second round!

yes david haye is still alive, thank god. he literally boxed clever! i honestly
feared a bloodbath and there are times when one is delighted to be wrong!



BTW which way did you think the fight would go joshua?

How rotten a boxer do you have to be, to have the upper hand in all measurements - height, weight, wrist circumference, reach, etc - and still lose?

Pity no one has ever KO'd the lumbering jackass.

[quote="Rockmaninov"]How rotten a boxer do you have to be, to have the upper hand in all measurements - height, weight, wrist circumference, reach, etc - and still lose?

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The bigger they are, the heavier they fall.

CannyX wrote:yes david haye is still alive, thank god. he literally boxed clever! i honestly
feared a bloodbath and there are times when one is delighted to be wrong!



BTW which way did you think the fight would go joshua?

I think Canny was trying to say: Did you make any bold predictions like she did? She's a bold lass, our Canny.



Yes Maverick, the harder they come the harder they fall.
He did punch a lot..... into thin air. The man's a clown.

i'm never feel bold when i look at that avvy of joshua - it's scary!!


what a shame that all sorts of ppl are being lined up to fight DH now. he really should quit whilst he's ahead.

CannyX wrote:i'm never feel bold when i look at that avvy of joshua - it's scary!!


what a shame that all sorts of ppl are being lined up to fight DH now. he really should quit whilst he's ahead.

That's boxing for you. Nature of the beast. You can't rest on your laurels.

CannyX wrote:yes david haye is still alive, thank god. he literally boxed clever! i honestly
feared a bloodbath and there are times when one is delighted to be wrong!



BTW which way did you think the fight would go joshua?

i wasn't sure if haye would last the distance or if he would be disciplined enough to fight the right fight- but he came up trumps! in fact he had the lumbering rooskie in trouble in the last round which shows he has the power to hurt anyone




the klitchko brothers will be next after he beats ruiz.

DH bagged a cool £20million from this bout. He was smart enough to negotiate a percentage of sky box office takings, not a flat fee. Nice one!