Two Crocs

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Kakadu. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.

“Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Crock. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by Parliament House." "Same here Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab ‘em’ by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"


"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."

Good one Magica!

Great one Magica.

Here is a credit crunch joke. A man goes into a bank to withdraw some cash. The cashier whispers "Sorry sir, no can do, not enough funds in the acount". The man demands to see the bank manager at once, and rants at him "How dare you treat me like this! Don't you know I am one of the richest men in this city?"


The bank manager said "Sir, we were referring to our account".

Skye wrote:Hey Canny

well you are certainly putting me thru my paces young lady. i never thought i would be practising my new craft so early.