CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chelsea's wings have been clipped by those jealous UEFA folk, who always display such blatant anti-british bias. UEFA has already picked on all our top premiership clubs, one by one. It's not our fault that we have so many brit clubs in the eurochamp semifinals every year.

BUT, sorry chelsea i cannot resist my own take on the old chant. You cannot sign any new player until... whenenever..(i've forgotten when).


"you're not signing,
you're not signing,
you're not signing any more,
you're not signing any more!!"


:wavingsmily:

Ummm - why is this in the games thread????

f*ck, i clicked the games section by mistake!!

Man U might be in trouble over their handling of a recent transfer involving another French youth. So best not to gloat too early.

The big 4 have the same MO regarding poaching IMO and it wouldn't hurt if they all had their wings clipped just like they all have divers

I await the appeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jobless Oddball wrote:I await the appeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, everybody dives. rooney did!
shearer used to!!




anyway, diving is sometimes justified!!
bending over for no reason is justified too. strop-fatigue strop-fatigue

CannyX wrote:

Jobless Oddball wrote:I await the appeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, everybody dives. rooney did!
shearer used to!!




anyway, diving is sometimes justified!!
bending over for no reason is justified too. strop-fatigue strop-fatigue

Diving is a cancer blighting the game.

Old_Punk wrote:

CannyX wrote:

Jobless Oddball wrote:I await the appeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, everybody dives. rooney did!
shearer used to!!




anyway, diving is sometimes justified!!
bending over for no reason is justified too.

Diving is a cancer blighting the game.

our players practise their diving at their home swimming pools, they've got coaches and everything!!




best of british to the blues tonight. put the enemy in their place (face down eating dirt, and that's just the refs!! )




after that you's have a date with the almighty manU on sunday!!

Come on you Blues!!!!!!!!! (Joe Cole is my hero )

hickeyj wrote:Come on you Blues!!!!!!!!! (Joe Cole is my hero )

joe cole is squeaky midget, but yes, he is good with the ball.


well done chelsea tonight!

and can i say, that your away game to bolton, i saw 2 of the best goals i have EVER seen. very cute. set-pieces i presume, was it rehearsed?

one nil against manU, john terry scored the winning goal. DAMMIT!!


we got our own back cos we chanted songs about his parents!
his mum got nicked for shoplifting, then his dad got nicked for drug dealing.



oi, john, they're obviously skint! slip them a tenner from time to time, to keep
them away from a life of crime, there's a good boy.

CannyX wrote:Chelsea's wings have been clipped by those jealous UEFA folk, who always display such blatant anti-british bias. UEFA has already picked on all our top premiership clubs, one by one. It's not our fault that we have so many brit clubs in the eurochamp semifinals every year.

BUT, sorry chelsea i cannot resist my own take on the old chant. You cannot sign any new player until... whenenever..(i've forgotten when).


"you're not signing,
you're not signing,
you're not signing any more,
you're not signing any more!!"


:wavingsmily:

Not anymore

That's what she just said!!!!

Rockmaninov wrote:That's what she just said!!!!

i didn't say it, i sang it. tunelessly, admittedly.