Re: The joke thread.

by **Rockmaninov** Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:33 pm

Maverick wrote:Angel,
Can you try to be funny occasionally?

She's trying. Very!

by **CannyX** Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:50 pm

a doctor asks a fat woman why she never takes any excercise.
fattie said: "cos i'm allergic to excercise, the last time i tried it, twenty years ago, i became all red, sweaty and breathless, followed by exhaustion and general muscle fatigue. classic signs of allergy doc! "
Neutral

by Maverick Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:27 pm

Teacher asks little Tommy, "what would the total be if you had 3 rabbits and another three rabbits"?....7 said Tommy.
I'll ask you again, "What would the total be"?.....7 said Tommy.

Now the teacher is getting very frustrated.."I'll ask you again, you little retard".."How many rabbits would three and three total up to"?...7 said Tommy.

"Explain how it comes to 7"... said the infuriated teacher.

"I've already fucking got one at home".. said Tommy.
laughing3

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